neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

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its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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meloetta:

bruh-chan…

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Decline

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catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

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grawly:

sebastiandebeste:

in fifth grade i drew anime george washington

image

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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