dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via foreveraburrito)

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

(via shouldnt)

(Source: anustartpop, via africandad)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

(via ugly)

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

(Source: hannahbabesshit, via thedailylaughs)

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

(Source: amypoehler, via thedailylaughs)

pleatedjeans:

wandering blue wanderlust

(via thedailylaughs)

antiteen:

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

(via thelazykorean)

thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

image

(Source: spongyspice, via shouldnt)

thehumorplace:

Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?

(via succeeding)