i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
What can I get for you?
4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry
(Source: hannahbabesshit, via thedailylaughs)
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing
(Source: spongyspice, via shouldnt)
Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?